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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:16 pm 
 

I came across Lordan's post while looking for information on this obscure module. Does anyone have information on this module or contact information for Lordan, so I can get more info on it and how he ended up getting a copy.

I did find something mentioned on Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Realm_of_No%21

Does anyone else on these forums have one of the ten modules mentioned?

The reason I am asking is that I received two of these modules with large purchase that I made and am trying to find more info on these. I just know what has been posted by Lordan, what I read on wikipedia and what is printed in the pages of this module.

To me it looks like a some kind of publishers printing or pre-release version before the module made it to press, which it didn't seem to do.

I don't have a scanner but perhaps Lordan could scan and post this module here or elsewhere, so that you know what I am taking about.

His original post:

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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:26 pm 
 

Sorri Atari, I know not about this module oddity, and that Wiki article on the subject seems a bit shady to me I think...

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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:40 pm 
 

bonk! wrote:Sorri Atari, I know not about this module oddity, and that Wiki article on the subject seems a bit shady to me I think...

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Created 2 days ago by a new user who's edited nothing else, references to "controversial" but no details provided as to why, lots of praise with no sources to back it up...

Yeah, I'm a little suspicious of the info in that article as well.


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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:58 pm 
 

I am unsure if the posting on wikipedia was a direct result of the posting on these forums or other places where the module was mentioned. I couldn't find anything on this module aside from what was written on these forums. As I am not heavily into D&D like I used to me and am more into retro videogames, I still am quite curious.

The module is odd, very odd and the artwork is really bad. The story and characters seem to be a warped version of Alice in Wonderland. There are tomato men and v-8 golems which have intelligence. There's a lot of other weird things and references. I'll read it tonight from front to back and elaborate more tomorrow. The copies I have are 8 of 10 and 9 of 10.

I am hoping that lordan still has his copy somewhere so that he can post it. The module would take a long time to explain.

  

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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:24 pm 
 

That Wiki entry looks like it is completely bogus and someone is out to try and make some money - this is one of the reasons I can't stand Wiki.  Does anyone seriously believe that WotC would actually pick up this module?  After 20 years they are going to spend time trying to track down the author to negotiate a contract or have him finish it?  For what? V8 golem and the tomato men?  Maybe they have a whole new spellbook too: spaghetti explosion, magic meatball, etc  

I think the dead giveaway on this Wiki hoax is the valuation.  $1000?  seriously?  Even if this came with the contract signed by Gary, it would probably be $200 tops.  Without anything to back it up, the module is a homebrew that might have just been submitted to Dungeon magazine and not even published there.

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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:01 pm 
 

Mars wrote:That Wiki entry looks like it is completely bogus and someone is out to try and make some money - this is one of the reasons I can't stand Wiki.  Does anyone seriously believe that WotC would actually pick up this module?  After 20 years they are going to spend time trying to track down the author to negotiate a contract or have him finish it?  For what? V8 golem and the tomato men?  Maybe they have a whole new spellbook too: spaghetti explosion, magic meatball, etc  

I think the dead giveaway on this Wiki hoax is the valuation.  $1000?  seriously?  Even if this came with the contract signed by Gary, it would probably be $200 tops.  Without anything to back it up, the module is a homebrew that might have just been submitted to Dungeon magazine and not even published there.


It's a load of crap.

I'll trade you a half roll of toilet tissue for one....

Anyone here could write up some kind of bogus garbage and try to pawn it off as a "rare" item no one has ever heard of.

Having said this, no doubt The Fantasy Museum will give you $1000 for one...

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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:48 pm 
 

The wikipedia entry does sound like a fake after all I too find it hard to believe it could be worth $1000 since it hasn't been published. Probably someone will an earlier copy is looking to make some money or it is a spoof entry.

However we can't dismiss lordan's copy and his post from back in 2004. Also I have two later copies of this module, so I know it exists. Whether it is a kicked in the balls Dungeon Magazine rejection, or something that was going to be published by TSR is really anyones guess. However we can't dismiss the module as not existing as it does.

I find it an old curiosity and so far off the D&D path of normality, that I do want to find about more about it, it's origins and if my copies match earlier copies and if in fact there are 10 copies in total.

Did Lordan keep his copy, ebay it, toss it, or give it to Grumish? Only he knows but he hasn't been on here since Sept of 2007, so who knows.

If lordan cannot be located or is in someway unable to post the module then I'll do my best to scan it and post it somewhere for interested people and for laughs.

  


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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:49 pm 
 

Anyone else out there know anything?

  


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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:59 pm 
 

i have a copy of it from a collection i purchased soem time ago. The notation in my database reads

"The Realm of No!"  TSR module from 1985.  I don't think this was ever released anywhere.  About 10 pages, includes hand written corrections and is signed and numbered by the author, Kim Ryan.

Thats all ive got...

  


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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:33 pm 
 

Personally, I don't remember anything like this at all from that time.

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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:06 pm 
 

When did TSR run their module competion, the one they printed some in the Dragon mag?

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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:31 pm 
 

Badmike wrote:
It's a load of crap.

I'll trade you a half roll of toilet tissue for one....

Anyone here could write up some kind of bogus garbage and try to pawn it off as a "rare" item no one has ever heard of.

Having said this, no doubt The Fantasy Museum will give you $1000 for one...

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I'm not saying it never existed..apparantly it does.

The load of crap has it being worth anything substantial (per the wiki page)...it's a homebrew that may or may not have been rejected for publication by TSR.  BTW, anyone alive could have sent any scribblings to TSR at any time to have it "rejected" by TSR. Please.  Or it could have been an entry in the IDDC contest Dragon magazine ran.  Or it could be a rejected adventure from Dungeon magazine.  Whichever it is,  it would be interesting to see some scans from it  for those wishing to try and track down it's origins...

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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:38 pm 
 

I'm sure Lordan still has his copy.  I have seen him win other 3rd party D&D items and tourney modules so I'm sure he hasn't thrown it out or anything like that.  You may want to send him a PM here and see if he responds.

I really wonder who put up the Wiki entry since it says that it is known where the first 6 copies are and is wondering where the other 4 might be.  This suggests someone in contact with core TSR staff.  The survival rate of this item bothers me a bit too.  2 of 10 original copies are identified, the Wiki suggests that 6 of 10 are still around.  Atari has 2 more.  Considering that they are just in a photocopied form with some handwritten notes, they would be a good candidate to just be thrown out.  For a survival rate such as this, I would think hundreds of copies must have been printed.

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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:18 pm 
 

For Degassy31

What number do you have?

Did it come with anything extra like lordan's copy that has a letter to Gary Gygax?

Do you have a scanner and are you willing to scan it and post it?



For Badmike

It could have been a rejected module submission, a contest entry or a homebrew never submitted. It could also be something TSR was considering for publication.

Definitely any info about this module is of interest. It'd be good to find out its origins and get some scans of it.


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Hopefully lordan does still have it's copy. Whatever it is, it seems there was only 10 copies made so even if at worst it is a homebrew, it is a homebrew from the 1980's and has some historical significance. At best, if what wikipedia says is true, this could be considered the lost module.

Any module released or not could be photocopied a billion times, but if the module is in the form and signed as indicated by lordan and wikipedia, there would only be a limited number of these. It's hard to say what wikipedia says is true or a lot of guessing. I do believe there are only ten original copies that do exist as lordan's copy and the two copies I have indicate a printing of 10.

The wikipedia poster seems to know something and could have been in contact with TSR staff. Hard to say though. He/she seems to making a lot of guesses to what one of these modules is worth, because there is no way of really knowing.

  

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Post Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:48 pm 
 

atari wrote:I do believe there are only ten original copies that do exist as lordan's copy and the two copies I have indicate a printing of 10.


If you don't mind me asking, where did you pick up your copies from?

You should post a couple pics of it here.  I'm sure there are some people that would be interested in seeing it.  Also, a post of the letter would be good too.

Its really tough to say what TSR intended for this item but it just doesn't sound to me like it would have been a mainstream module produced en masse.  Another possibility is that it could have been intended for some use as a tourney or something for the RPGA such as this item:

viewtopic.php?t=5612

The Wiki entry really does bother me though.  Aside from the ridiculous valuation, it seems the author of the Wiki entry has also kept track of where the TSR copies have been dispersed to - US, CAN, GER.

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Post Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:16 am 
 

Mars wrote:The Wiki entry really does bother me though.  Aside from the ridiculous valuation, it seems the author of the Wiki entry has also kept track of where the TSR copies have been dispersed to - US, CAN, GER.


I'm curious as to who exactly the author of the wiki is.  To me at least, it's clear from some of the particular word choices that they have some sort of vested interest in the module itself -- whether it's that they're trying to sell it, that they know the author (or even are the author), or just own a copy and are trying to make it seem more valuable/important than it likely is.

Perhaps someone should send them a message asking them where exactly they got their information, given that their only named "source" is the previous thread here -- and that mainly consists of "does anybody know what the hell this is?" and deimos making a joke about the V8 golem. ;)

(It's also worth noting that a Google search for "Realm of No" combined with the author's name results in a grand total of two hits: the Wikipedia entry and the old thread here.)


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Post Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:42 am 
 

atari wrote:For Degassy31

Did it come with anything extra like lordan's copy that has a letter to Gary Gygax?


Just FYI for everyone, every item I sell for the month of February will come free with a letter I'm writing to Gary Gygax...the month after, it will be with letter written to Barbara Eden.... :roll:


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It could have been a rejected module submission, a contest entry or a homebrew never submitted. It could also be something TSR was considering for publication.


Not a chance, if it featured something called a "V8 Monster".  The only offical TSR publications approaching this level of lunacy would be WG7 Castle Greyhawk; the Dragon magazine adventure "The Twofold Talisman"; Rick Reid's "Fluffy" series; or EGG's own EX series based on the Lewis Carroll tales.  At ten pages, it definitely wasn't a stand alone module.  


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Hopefully lordan does still have it's copy. Whatever it is, it seems there was only 10 copies made so even if at worst it is a homebrew, it is a homebrew from the 1980's and has some historical significance. At best, if what wikipedia says is true, this could be considered the lost module.


I have plenty of hombrews from the 80s. I can make up a story about my homebrews being "accepted for publication by TSR". I can write a letter to EGG.  That doesn't make my homebrews worth $1000. The Wiki entry is a fraud, and I suspect someone is pulling what conmen like to call "The Long Con", or a set up before suddenly and miraculously some of these "lost modules" will appear on the market sometime this year...suspiciously just as interest is drummed up by postings to the premier collector site, The Acaeum....

Any module released or not could be photocopied a billion times, but if the module is in the form and signed as indicated by lordan and wikipedia, there would only be a limited number of these. It's hard to say what wikipedia says is true or a lot of guessing. I do believe there are only ten original copies that do exist as lordan's copy and the two copies I have indicate a printing of 10.


So what?  Ten limited numbered copies of a piece of shit ends up being ten limited numbered copies of a piece of shit.

The wikipedia poster seems to know something and could have been in contact with TSR staff. Hard to say though. He/she seems to making a lot of guesses to what one of these modules is worth, because there is no way of really knowing.


No, actually he appears to be lying for the purpose of making money.  

I would like to see a scan of what you have. Why not post it and show us what form this oh so mysterious items takes?

And just who are you again, Atari?  Do you have an Ebay handle?  

Odd you just happened to show up the day after the Wiki page went up...very coincidental I'd say....

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Post Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:51 am 
 

Here is the wiki article...just so those that don't feel like clicking the link can see the ridiculous level of invention that went into this fairy tale:


"The Realm of No!" is an unreleased adventure module for the Dungeons & Dragons roleplaying game. The Realm of No! was originally hand printed and later submitted to TSR in an amount of 10 copies. These 10 copies are printed on heavy stock paper and are signed, numbered and dated by the author Kim Ryan. This module was originally written in 1984 but printed and submitted to T.S.R. in 1985. It is thought that the first 6 of the 10 copies were submitted with a hand written letter to Gary Gygax, but this cannot be confirmed.

The Realm of No! takes place in the World of Greyhawk. This module was accepted but never published by T.S.R. due to the controversial nature of this module

[edit] Synopsis
The Realm of No! takes place in the Kingdom of King Bill who has gained power by his discovery of The NO! Staff. King Bill has enslaved the new races he has created with his staff and savagely holds onto his power by any means possible.

The Realm of No! was the first module to incorporate radically unique creates to the Dungeons and Dragons landscape and which also parodies famous and semi-famous people from the mid 1980's.


[edit] Warm but Unreleased Reception
Unfortunately and without official reason, The Realm of No! was embraced by the staff at T.S.R. at the time but was never released. The was possible due to the controversial and odd nature of the module.


[edit] Aftermath
Through staff changes and company changes within T.S.R. in the later 1980's and early to mid 1990's, the 10 Realm of No! modules found their way into private collections of some T.S.R. staff and into collectors collections in the United States, Germany, and Canada. According to insiders, the locations of the first 6 modules are known but the location of the other 4 are still a mystery.

In 2004, a member of The Acaeum, known as lordan posted information on his 4 of 10 The Realm of No! and inquiring about its value and origin. It is unknown whether he sold his copy or foolishly threw it in the garbage.

It is unknown whether Wizards of the Coast will pick up where T.S.R. left off and publish The Realm of No! but according to sources, Wizards of the Coast have acquired one of the modules(either 1 of the possible 10 printings or the original hand written manuscript).


[edit] Value
It is unknown how much specifically any one of the ten printings of this module are worth, but it is estimated that earlier printings(1 to 6) are valued between $1000 to $500 U.S. Dollars and the later printings(7 to 10) are valued at between $500 to $300 U.S. Dollars.


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